Hello world!

This is me:

Sorry about the photo quality - gutter's iphone takes mediocre pictures. I'm hard to see there, because I'm only a few days old, but I'm growing fast.

In this day and age, you're never too young to start a blog, so I'm getting started.  This here is gonna be a chronicle of my life and times, as I blossom from a wispy young thing to a powerful bushy set of handlebars. Make sure you subscribe to the RSS feed, so you don't miss a single one of my adventures with my sidekick gutter, as I drag him kicking and screaming into the hallowed halls of superstardom. 

Like my role models Selleck and Reynolds, one day other moustaches will look up to me, and you, dear reader, will be able to say you were here when it all began.