too far

I know my blog is pretty new, but I'm sure you all understand that I believe in a strong 'stache.  However, Lew Wallace's stache needs to lay off the roids:

Maybe that's just how shit was done in the 1860s, but daaaamn, that's just going too far.

feel the strength

Like a schoolgirl on the verge of womanhood, I'm starting to fill out:

That is all.

Haters

Apparently some of gutter's co-workers don't understand the power of a burly 'stache, or the weeks and grooming required to cultivate one.  (See comments on the previous post).

As Selleck's stache used to say, from a tiny acorn grows a mighty oak!  Or something like that.  One day they'll see...

Hello world!

This is me:

Sorry about the photo quality - gutter's iphone takes mediocre pictures. I'm hard to see there, because I'm only a few days old, but I'm growing fast.

In this day and age, you're never too young to start a blog, so I'm getting started.  This here is gonna be a chronicle of my life and times, as I blossom from a wispy young thing to a powerful bushy set of handlebars. Make sure you subscribe to the RSS feed, so you don't miss a single one of my adventures with my sidekick gutter, as I drag him kicking and screaming into the hallowed halls of superstardom. 

Like my role models Selleck and Reynolds, one day other moustaches will look up to me, and you, dear reader, will be able to say you were here when it all began.